Drink this...

The historical importance of this...

Michael Jakson's "declared innocence" is on par with Nelson Mandela being freed?  The Berlin Wall falling?  Is there any reasonable doubt left that Michael Jackson has completely lost touch with reality?

Innocent
watch the timeline.  try not to hurl.

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So, it's understandable that MJ touts his innocence, but there are several journalists and editors out there who need to brush up skills of logic and semantics:

Michael Jackson innocent: but how will History judge him? - The London News Review
Singer Michael Jackson innocent - Radio Australia
Michael Jackson declared Innocent - Prensa Latina

Is it just the froeign press having trouble with this...?  Nope:

Michael Jackson Innocent On All Counts - AP
Michael Jackson Innocent Of All Charges After Bizarre Trial - Forbes.com

NEWSFLASH!  Michael Jackson has not been proven innocent! He has been found NOT GUILTY! 

Some publications get the difference between this...

Jackson not guilty but far from innocent - The Daily Telegraph

And the jurors really get this...

"That's not to say he's an innocent man."

"He's just not guilty of the crimes he's been charged with."

 

No one over 13 admitted to this...

Party at Neverland Ranch Saturday!  BYOB*!

* B=babyfood

The verdict is in on this...

Wacko Jacko is...

not guilty

of anything.

Lock up the kiddies.

Never landing in this...

It's not hard to imagine why anyone would be unhappy about an alleged a child molester being acquitted and never landing himself in jail.  And while Michael Jackson may be completely out of touch with the rest of us' version of reality most of the time, Roger Friedman reports that he is lucid about this...

there will be people who won’t be so happy to see [me] moonwalk out of the Santa Maria courthouse a free man.

Ya think? 

ATTN. Eurpoeans and Africans, lock up your children!  Wacko Jacko [has already sold Neverland (?)] is making plans to relocate his alternate universe to your 'hood.

Selling out the Beatles and hedging the fortress on this...

Jackson was apparently shocked, according to sources, when he got word about the sale on Wednesday morning from Bank of America. He had previously rejected a deal that would have netted him money, cleared debt, and left him in good shape with people who were longtime friends.  But now he's in business with strangers.

Roger Friedman has exclusive details on the sale of Michael Jackson's loan against The Beatles catalog by Bank of America to Fortress Investments.

With this sale, Fortress now stands to become a 50 percent owner in Sony/ATV Music Publishing if Jackson should default on the loan. Technically, he is currently in default.