Drink this...

Global sunbathing's greenhouse effect on this...

According to the Science Channel, the sun has been getting 10% hotter every billion years since it's creation. How does lil' tidbit factor into Al Gore's global warming theory? Do he and his lil' scientist friends blame that on civilization, too? When are they going to tell us that the sun will eventually vaporize the earth no matter how many aerosol products we use?

Portland parents, be on the lookout for this...

Self-Proclaimed Pedophile Moves From SoCal to Portland

Gore's kid pot busted in the southland of this...

Is Al Gore's kid a pot head and prescription drug junkie?

Al Gore III, son of former US vice president Al Gore, is facing drug and traffic charges in California after being stopped for speeding and being in possession of marijuana.

A spokesperson for the Orange County Sheriff's Department in suburban Los Angeles said that the 24-year-old was driving more than 160km/h, far above the legal speed limit, when he was stopped early yesterday in Laguna Hills, California.

The sheriff's deputy making the traffic stop smelled marijuana and conducted a search, which yielded a small amount of cannabis and several controlled medications, for which he had no prescriptions, authorities said.

The "several controlled medications for which he had no prescription, included drugs for ADD, Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall. Heh. Can you blame him? I'd need a helluva lot more than that to numb myself if Al Gore was my dad.

HIGHlarious.

Wait ... Prius's can go 160mph?

h/t Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Bugged by the littering of this...

I don't have a problem that U.S. Open winner Angel Cabrera smokes. I don't even care that they showed him smoking on national television.

What I do care about is him tossing away his cigarette butts on the golf course--or anywhere else besides an ashtray or other appropriate receptacle. 

I think the cigarette butt pet peeve of mine comes from the new Californian in me--cigarettes are the #1 littered item on California freeways.

But my issue with littering in general isn't anything new. Three years ago, Scarlett Johanssen broke my heart and my girl crush on her over some fast food trash.

I've been stewing about the Cabrera thing since I read it on The Fanhouse the other day, but I hadn't been inspired enough to post even though a lit cigarette on a golf course is what charred my favorite park last month.

Then tonight, I watched the premiere of "Heartland." The Treat Williams character pulled out a cigarette and his daughter called him out on it, something about treating people with lung cancer. So he thought better of it. Then he tossed the cigarette out of his car window into the street!

I was completely turned off and wrote the show off in that moment. TNT's audience services will be hearing from me

What's worse is that I see this every day on my 6-mile, 30-minute drive to work. Endless numbers of people who think that the streets of Los Angeles are they're personal ashtray. Do you know many smokers there are in LA? and how much time they spend in their cars? Any idea how many butts that adds up to?

Are cigarette butts trash?

Of course they're trash! And to litter them anywhere is positively rude, ugly and bad for the environment. And when they're lit, they're also unsafe.

Like, duh. I just have zero tolerance for it.

If you're random person who got cursed out by a crazy blonde in the car next to you, that might have been me. If only the City of Los Angeles would give me a citation book, I'd be passing out $1,000 fines on the regular to help the city pay for all the asses it has to clean up after.

Parents, don't kill your kids like this...

There's nothing like bad parenting news to bring me out of a blogging coma.

Summer is upon us.

And would you believe that there are still people stupid enough to leave their young children alone in the car?

This kid almost died because mom and grams were getting their hair done and didn't want to be bothered by the kid. Oh... right. They thought gramps had him. Ok... so what's grandpa's excuse?

Somehow the three-year-old is smarter than his caretakers and started blaring on the horn when he got too hot after fifteen minutes of baking in the 100° Rancho Cucamonga sun. Alert passersby broke the window and rescued him from death.

How can parents be so stupid?

Note to all parents everywhere: It is not ok to leave a child that age in the car alone under ANY circumstances. If not death by heat suffocation it could be abduction by pedophile.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

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