Airlines/TSA to Passengers:
No blistex, no lip gloss, no water, no spray cheese, no cameras, no lighters. You might blow someone up. Well, at least we thought so for a few days, but now we've changed our minds.
Screwdrivers and wrenches ok. We trust you with those as long as they're less than 7 inches in length. But no knives or swords. You could poke someone's eye out. Scissors ok.
Also, no kissing or touching.
Wait...
No kissing? Hmmmm. That's a new one.
But not to worry if you're heterosexual. The rule apparently only applies to same sex couples who make "Texas-haired" American Airline stewaresses uncomfortable.
Is it just me, or is there something uncomfortable about that rule?
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