Drink this...

Pt II. The insanity of this...

Still don't understand the not guilty part about this...

So... when does Russell Yates go on trial for child endangerment resulting in death?

The Chronology of this...

April 17, 1993: Russell "Rusty" and Andrea Yates are married.

Feb. 26, 1994: Noah Yates is born. Yates later tells doctors that shortly after the birth that Satan told her to get a knife and stab someone.

Dec. 12, 1995: John Yates is born.

Sept. 13, 1997: Paul Yates is born.

Feb. 15, 1999: Luke Yates is born.

June 16, 1999: Andrea Yates calls her husband at work and asks him to come home. He returns to find her shaking and crying.

June 17, 1999: Yates overdoses on Trazodone, a prescription sleeping medicine given to her father after a stroke.

June 18, 1999: Yates is transferred to Houston's Methodist Hospital psychiatric unit and is diagnosed with a major depressive disorder.

June 24, 1999: Yates is discharged from Methodist.

July 20, 1999: Russell Yates wrestles knife away from his wife, who was holding it to her neck in the bathroom at her mother's house.

July 21, 1999: Yates is admitted to Memorial Spring Shadows Glen for psychiatric treatment and is prescribed Haldol, an anti-psychotic drug.

Aug. 9, 1999: Yates is discharged from Memorial Spring Shadows Glen.

Aug. 10, 1999: Yates begins daily outpatient care.

Aug. 18, 1999: Psychiatrist Eileen Starbranch warns the Yates couple that having another child could trigger another psychotic episode.

Nov. 30, 2000: Mary Yates is born.

March 12, 2001: Yates' father, Andrew Kennedy, dies. Rusty Yates later says his wife's condition begins deteriorating soon after.

March 31, 2001: Yates is admitted to Devereux Texas Treatment Network and begins taking anti-psychotic medication.

April 12, 2001: Yates is discharged and begins outpatient care at Devereux.

May 4, 2001: Yates is readmitted to Devereux and begins taking Haldol.

May 14, 2001: Yates is again discharged from Devereux.

June 4, 2001: Dr. Mohammad Saeed, a psychiatrist, tells Rusty Yates to have his wife taper off Haldol over next three days.

June 18, 2001: The Yates couple have follow-up visit with Saeed. Rusty Yates reports his wife is not improving.

June 20, 2001: Yates drowns her five children in the bathtub.

Feb. 28, 2002: Trial on two capital murder charges begins.

March 12, 2002: Yates is convicted of both charges.

March 15, 2002: Yates is sentenced to life in prison.

Dec. 14, 2004: Yates' attorneys argue her appeal before 1st Court of Appeals in Houston.

Jan. 6, 2005: 1st Court of Appeals in Houston overturns Yates' conviction, ruling that some erroneous testimony may have influenced jurors.

Nov. 9, 2005: Texas Court of Criminal Appeals upholds lower appeals court ruling overturning Yates' conviction.

March 17, 2005: Rusty Yates finalizes divorce.

March 18, 2006: Rusty Yates marries Laura Arnold.

June 26, 2006: Yates' second murder trial begins.

July 26, 2006: Yates found innocent by reason of insanity.

Again, I inquire, when does Russell Yates stand trial for allowing Noah, John, Paul, Luke and Mary to be murdered by their own mother, who their father knew to psychiatrically challenged?

I've emailed Harris County District Attorney Chuck Rosenthal to inquire about ths...

Waxing the sexual power of this...

Um... did Hillary Clinton become president when I wasn't looking?

A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.

Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.”

Huh? What? Presidential? The museum of sex? Wouldn't a bust of the Clinton presidential intern be more fitting?

Retroactive campaign promises from this...

'Tis true--as hard as it is for many of my fans (and I use the term loosely) to believe--that I'm not a faithful Ann Coulter follower and really don't care to be compared to the original conservative, tall, blonde pundit.  That being said, I sure as hell wish I'd written this...

"On Sunday, John Kerry said of Israel's war against Hezbollah, "If I was President, this wouldn't have happened," adding, "we have to destroy Hezbollah."

But wait a minute -- Hezbollah didn't attack us on 9/11! Wouldn't fighting Hezbollah distract us from the urgent task of finding Osama bin Laden?

Democrats can't come out and admit that they refuse to fight any war in defense of America, so they utter the "Where's Osama?" incantation to pretend that they'd be doing something. To wit: dedicating the entire resources of the U.S. military to locating Osama bin Laden.

Thus, in the third presidential debate, Kerry complained about the cost of the war in Iraq, saying the war was "the result of this president taking his eye off of Osama bin Laden."

After making the capture of Osama bin Laden their sole objective in the war on terrorism, now Democrats expect us to believe they would have been fighting every other Muslim jihadist on the planet like mad -- just not one of the main sponsors of Islamic terrorism, Saddam Hussein. But they'd be merciless with every other mass-murdering, Islamic terror-sponsoring lunatic.

Israel's recent tussle with Hezbollah reminds us how absurd the Democrats' fixation on Osama is. America has been under attack from Muslim extremists for nearly 30 years. Not just al Qaeda and certainly not just Osama bin Laden.

There's more: highlights reel for anyone still voting for the Democrats.

Is racism or security the reason behind this...?

Did CVS put security tags on black hair care products because the company is racist or because those products are stolen at a higher rate than others?

It continues to astonish me on almost a daily basis how so many people search for racial motives in everything and then have the nerve to point the finger at someone else for perceived racism.

And, um... did phat actress Mo'Nique was really get thrown off a plane 'cause she's black or was it just 'cause she's obnoxious?

There'll be no more circumventing the parents over this...

The U.S. Senate on Tuesday easily passed a bill [65-34] making it a crime to transport a pregnant minor across state lines for an abortion to evade parental notification rules in her home state...

Backers of the legislation said that a minor cannot get an aspirin from a school nurse without parental consent and abortions should be subject to the rule. [WaPo, July 25, 2006]

This hardly seems unreasonable to me, but of course there are critics.

And I can't not mention that I live in a state where a minor can get an abortion without even telling her parents, but must obtain permission to get tattooed or pierced, tan in a bed or have a tooth pulled.

What--THE F*CK--ever. 

Level headed Californians voted in favor of Prop. 73 in November's special election to get abortion added to that list, but were outnumbered by Barbara Boxer supporters and their ilk by a margin of 6%.

Will the people who can justify that the long-lasting effects of ink stains or piercing scars are worse than the long-lasting effects of having the life sucked out of you please stand up?

S. 403, the Child Custody Protection Act