Dating in LA goes something like this...

This is AN ACTUAL EMAIL EXCHANGE between a friend of a friend of mine who met this girl at an Academy Awards party.  When he asked her out for drinks, she responded with this...

From: Claire Robinson
Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 19:45:57
Subject: Re: photos

Hi David,

Hope your week is going well. I do appreciate your invitations. I've been working a lot.

I'd like to make something clear to save an confusion. I hang out but don't have time for anything right now. I'm in LA to make it big and dating will come after. If you have an outing that will benefit my career I can make time. If not then another time.

Take care,
Claire

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Hi Claire,

My week is going well.  I appreciate your getting back to me and I'm sure you've been very busy.

I'd like to make something clear to save a confusion.  I'd love to hang with you but don't really have the time to help your career at the moment.  I'm in LA to sleep with young attractive women and dealing with your ambitions might get in the way with that. If you are interesting in giving me some sex or know someone else who is as attractive as you that would, then I can make time.  If not then- another time.

Take care,
David

Comments

[Tony]

lol gggggzzzzzzzz thats was a good one David!

[Pick Up Girls and Taking Names]

LoL wow that person must be a big time player to have write something like that! I should use that on my Dating Tips | Pick Up Girls blog

[Digger]

Hey, at least she saved him some time and money!

She could have led him on making him spend hundreds on dinners and dancing etc and then just dropped him leaving him wondering WTF.

[Chandos]

I love this exchange. It's so scary but totally rings true.

I posted it on The LEK - a new Los Angeles Dating site in the Dating in LA discussion forum. I'd love to hear more dating stories like this.