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June 20, 2005

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Aaron

alcohol-drinking...Unlawful sexual intercourse...False accusation of unlawful sexual intercourse...Theft...Highway robbery...

Why does the Koran insist on sucking every little joy out of my life?

I think the obvious solution is to get some expert translation on what the Koran says about giving false witness to infidels.

Hosedragger

I think this begs to be looked at even further. Remember, they are killing people over the perception that we "desecrated" the koran by *gasp* not wearing gloves etc. In a courtroom, the bailiff tends to just have the witness raise their right hand. A bible is rarely used anymore. When it is, there are no "cleansing rituals" or prayers or gloves necessary prior to picking it up. Can you imagine what would happen should a bailiff just pick it up and bring it over to the witness? Heaven forbid it should accidentally be dropped in the process. I mean...coffee does get spilled on their desks, and I would hate to have people's heads lopped off because of it.

Aaron

I mean...coffee does get spilled on their desks, and I would hate to have people's heads lopped off because of it.
Eastern civilizations tend to have a more clear delineation between "clean" and "unclean" areas than we do, but... What do you suppose happen if some Muslim guy is minding his own business, reading his Koran and accidentally drops it into the crapper? Do you think he presents himself for decapitation, or do you think he just whistles nonchalantly as he jogs down to the Koran store, and hopes nobody looks in his trash?

NYgirl

Yeah, what about the detainees who flushed the Koran themselves. I haven't heard a fatwa against them.

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