This is the greatest thing I've discovered in weeks!
PIG - The Politically Incorrect Gazette
I took the Pig Pledge on my first visit to this...
I Pledge Allegiance
To The Way Cool Dudes
That Founded
The Free State Of PIG
Because PIG Is The Place
That Gets In Your Face
Regardless Of Gender
Orientation Or Race
How can you go wrong with sections for this...
Victim'Hood: Let PIG take you on a drive-by through the 'hood
Ethnocrats: Racial Profiling: What color is your klan?
Gendercrats: Feminist Profiling : The feminization of America
Colonistas: Don't Pee In Our Melting Pot
Educrap: P.C. Indoctrination: Assessing the Guvment Skool Skam
Media: P.C. Propaganda: Welcome to the PR Branch of Political Correctness
There's more. My favorite is the PIG's Immigration Primer.
Wisdom from this...
When our self image is built on a foundation of victimhood, you need to perceive daily instances of oppression to re-affirm your chosen identity.
– PIG Wisdom.
Have you strayed from your hyphenated herd? PIG can help with this...
If you had a problem with booze that was adversely affecting your life and you wanted to change, you would go to A. A. for help. Nasty little crack habit keeping you down? Go to Narcotics Anonymous. Smoking, gambling, overeating, sex, or shopping out of control? There's a support group for you out there, no matter what the disorder. Alas, there is, we have discovered, a notable exception. PIG's crack research team reports that Infectious Individualism is the leading killer of group identity. Are you debilitated by this noxious ailment, but too traumatized to get the help you need? PIG feels your shame. PIG is proud to sponsor a new support group, the first of its kind, Individual's Anonymous.
Are you properly-hyphenated, but feeling disturbing twinges of individuality? We can help. Is your group identity under siege by terms like 'I', 'me', 'mine'? We can help. Let I. A. restore you to a life of codependency, and blameless anonymity as a properly programmed member of your assigned group. Act now, before it's too late.
Warning before entering this...
If you were born and raised on Sensitivity Street, ultra-thin skinned and easily offended by truth, humor, facts, fun, and diversity of opinion and/or intellect, you may want to grow up, get a life, and get over yourself before entering this site.
Enough from me. The PIG has declared open season on Political Correctness. Join them. Just make sure you read about the PIG's hidden agenda before you buy into this...
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