Drink this...

Timing this...

In my endless quest to discover why I--and others--look at the clock at 11:11 very frequently, I have stumbled across a ton of interesting information and learned some extremely fascinating things...

For example, I now know that I am a Lightworker who signed up for a "green beret" style mission prior to my incarnation here on earth.

I also know that we have 1,111 spirit guardians who use clocks, watches, VCRs, etc. to get our attention.

The most important thing to know is this...

11:11 is a pre-encoded trigger placed within our cellular memory banks prior to our descent into matter which, when activated, signifies that our time of completion is near. The call to activation has occurred. Get your message from Solara.

Intrigued? Bewildered? or just glad you finally know what's going on? Learn more about this...

What is the 11:11?
The 11:11 Experience
Uri Geller on 11:11
Encoded Digital Messages
The Number 11 in the 9-11-2001 Attacks
11:11 What Does It Mean? (and how does it relate to crop circles?)
Did the designers of the American One Dollar note know the symbolism of the 11:11?

So, what's the verdict? Are you a lightworker? Or just happy to know one?

Hot temper finally catches up with this...

It's a shame Tony Stewart will be $50,000 poorer after he pays his fine to NASCAR for being a prick. That money could have been much better spent on some anger management therapy.

Dear Ken, I hate to tell you this...

but we're through. ~ Barbie

USA Today reports that Barbie and Ken have split after 43 years!

It could be a summer fling. Or maybe it's the real thing. But five months after she broke up with longtime beau Ken, Barbie has found a new love.

In February, Barbie's people at Mattel said that after 43 years together, the couple felt they needed "quality time" apart. But Barbie wasted little time finding a new hookup.

With the help of more than 2 million visitors to barbie.com, the original California girl has found comfort in the manly, tanned arms of Blaine, a transplanted Aussie surfer who happens to be the brother of Barbie's friend Summer. He'll be in stores in July, selling for $14.99.

Ken could not be reached for comment.

BusinessWeek online has the dirty details behind the break-up.

For the common good of this...

Were you enjoying your tax break? The socialist Hilldabeast doesn't think you should be:

"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

Do you mean the "common" people who think that if others go out and make millions they should be forced to share with the ones who won't work at all? I don't generally have any issue with the communist philosophy of this... "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs," except for that it's fair application is quite impossible.

And I really have an issue with "From the willing to work hard, to the unwilling to work hard," as the saying really goes here in the U.S. But isn't this what makes the democrats so popular? They give people the false impression that they can get ahead without having to work for it--they just have to wait in line for their handout from the ones who did?

On behalf of the American people, no thanks Hillary. We're in a much better position to determine how our money is spent and to use it to fulfill our own dreams. After all, everyone has the same chance here to make something of their lives--just ask the immigrants who came here with nothing. And if we are inspired and willing to help what we determine as the common good, we can give according to our own desires rather than have something taken from us to fulfill someone else's dream rther than our own.

Besides, is there anyone who really believes Hillary can actually accomplish anything for the so-called common good? Didn't she fail miserably for like 8 years trying to make access to healthcare "common?"

Yes. Which is just one more reason to vote wepublican this year, so on this Wictory Wednesday I urge you to get involved in President Bush's re-election campaign. If you're too lazy to actually get involved, just donate your money to what I say is "for the common good"--cause I'm certainly no less qualified as an American than Hillary Clinton.

Sharing Maddox with this...

Although I'm a regular reader, I don't have a permanent link to The Best Page in the Universe cause Maddox's style is a little on the vulgar side, extremely twisted and often totally tasteless. Not like my readers can't handle it, but I don't go round ramdomly sending people there without a disclaimer. So there it was.

While they might be totally tasteless, Maddox's rants are typically bust-a-gut, roll-on-the-floor laughing-out-loud by yourself funny and his latest no exception:

Five shi##y movies that everyone loves

I'm sure you concur.

Here are some other highlights:
I am better than your kids
Things Elizabeth Smart could have done to escape her captors
Attention women: until your farts start smelling like cinnamon buns, quit bitching

Also, you will definitely want to check out his hate mail.

Enjoy.