Answer this...

Oprah is bothered by this...

Q. oprah dissapointed with tom cruise
A. VH1's Best Week Ever presents: Tom Cruise on Oprah - As It Should Have Been

Watching the development of this...

Q. "tom cruise" sonogram
A. Indeed Tom Cruise bought his future wife and baby mother Katie Kate Holmes a sonogram machine so they can monitor the pre-natal growth of their spawn.  Cruise told Barbara Walters he plans to donate the machine to a hospital when they're done with this...

More on this...
Cruise Demonstrates Katie's Sonogram Machine - Unconfirmedsources.com
Tom Cruise Buys Sonogram to Control Baby's Development - Postcards from the Pug Bus

Is he or isn't he the father of this...?

Q.is tom cruise really the father of katie holmes' baby?
A. Again, I don't have the answer, only speculation:

Top 13 signs it's Tom Cruise's child

13. Hops up and down in Mom's uterus at the sound of Oprah's voice.
12. Baby's first sonogram raked in $57 million on its opening weekend.
11. Mothership recently seen hovering over Katie Holmes' house.
10. Hangs by his umbilical cord inches above the floor.
9. The baby booties have 2-inch lifts.
8. Baby tells mom: "You had me at conception."
7. "Dada"?  No. "Dadanetics!"
6. Pukes all over Brooke Shields on national TV.
5. Like Dad, baby also has a beard... on his arm.
4. Instead of crying when hungry, he screams, "Show me the nipple!"
3. "You're glib, Elmo. You don't know Cookie Monster. You haven't studied Cookie Monster. I have. I know the truth behind Cookie Monster."
2. Slides around the kitchen in his Huggies, lip-syncing to the Wiggles.
1. "I feel the need. The need... to pee."

The Top 13 Signs It's Not Tom Cruise's Child

13. Baby's emotional and intellectual growth continues past age five.
12. His performance in the birth video wins an Oscar.
11. Hasn't yet taken complete control of Katie Holmes's life.
10. The kid doesn't seem at all interested in planning a creepy scheme to prove own heterosexuality to the media.
9. Doesn't get a little baby stiffie when Rebecca De Mornay visits.
8. If his first meal with solid food is any indicator, he *can* handle the tooth.
7. The child prefers a more conventional religion -- Wiccan.
6. Nicole Kidman responds to the birth announcement by laughing so hard she pees herself.
5. Sure, Tom may be a big fan of Holmes' parts, but that's *John* Holmes, not Katie.
4. Unlike Pop, junior displays a wide range of facial expressions.
3. Gurgling inane gibberish? Check. Ecstatic and giggly one minute, then angry and shrill the next? Check. At least six Scientology lawyers climbing up my shorts right now for saying so?  Um... nope.
2. The OB-GYN looks up from the sheet and exclaims, "Well, it seems *someone* has a minority to report!"
1. Attached to the umbilical cord is a sperm-bank receipt with David Crosby's name on it.

Source: topfive.com and alt.gossip.celebrities

How grandpa feels about this...

Q. Martin Holmes on Katie Holmes' baby
A. Katie’s dad furious about shotgun wedding

Jeannette Walls has the scoop on this...

Tom Cruise’s future father-in-law apparently isn’t a happy camper.

Katie Holmes’s dad is said to be "very upset" because his unmarried daughter is pregnant with Cruise's child. And, what’s more, the devoutly Catholic Martin Holmes reportedly is none-too-thrilled about his daughter’s involvement in her husband-to-be’s controversial religion, Scientology. [...]

Get in touch with an ex-Scientologist about this...

Radar magazine has a suggestion for Katie Holmes' parents:

Scientology's Catholic Guilt

Before Katie Holmes' devoutly Catholic parents officially sign their daughter over to the Church of Scientology, they might want to get in touch with Philip J. Spickler. One of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's original disciples, Spickler is the father of Mimi Rogers, Tom Cruise's first wife and the person responsible for recruiting him into the cult in the mid-'80s. [...]

Above all, The Holmeses must remember that Scientology kills celebrities, and it can kill their daughter, too.