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ROWDY RULES!

Points leader Kyle Busch scores his third NASCAR Cup Series win of the season at Darlington Raceway, May 10, 2008. The "Rowdy" driver also has three wins in the Nationwide Series and two in the Craftsman Truck Series. (Photo: Jason Smith/Getty Images for NASCAR)
ROWDY RILES!

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Jeff Gordon: "I think if he had his choice, he wouldn't be the villain. I don't think he wants to be that.  I know Kyle's a good guy, you know  And he's an incredibly talented race car driver. There's no doubt about that. He just gets himself into situations, you know, that it just follows him. He just needs to accept it, go with it, but, you know, be himself. And I think there's an opportunity here for him.  Not that he wants to go crashing Dale Jr. very often. I don't think that's going to do him too many favors. But having a love hate relationship out there with the fans is not a bad thing. I heard more noise for him tonight than I've ever heard for him. And all I can remember when I came into this sport is riding around Dale Earnhardt, and him getting a lot of boos and cheers, and all he cared about was about how much noise they made."

Jeffy's days of being the most loved and hated are a distant memory. Kyle has been crowned King.

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TGOM de-fictionalizes this...

FACT OR FICTION?

1. Tony Stewart got a haircut, a back wax and is "single" once again.

Fact. The girl and the well-groomed Chia pet are apparently incompatible this month.

2. Elliott Sadler is single again.

Fiction. Despite rumors to the contrary, Elliott is not single. He is, however, injured.

3. [Insert cute driver name here]'s girlfriend is pregnant.

Fiction. Again, despite rumors to the contrary, a popular driver and his girlfriend are not expecting. TGOM thinks this rumor stems from a few corn-flakey fans with warped expectations of the female form. A larger-than-size-0 waist does not always add up to an expectant mother.

4. [Insert veteran driver name here]'s ex-girlfriend is pregnant.

TBD. TGOM, et. al. are on bump watch. Some evidence suggests we'll see an uprising, but the jury's still out.

5. Jack Roush still hates Toyota.

DUH.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. thinks the offender should have their hard card taken away, but NASCAR says they won't get involved. Guess they don't always listen to Junior. Michael Waltrip has confessed the "mistake" on behalf of MWR.

Speaking of Junior ...

6. The tallglassofmilk and Dale Earnhardt Jr. have been secretly dating since they met in 2003, which is why we rarely see him in public with women and how he is able to control what is written about him and all the girlfriend decoys on Answer this...

For real? You just go right on with your bad selves and those imaginations. "We" decline comment on our personal lives.

Updates have been noticeably light since the beginning of Easter break, but the TGOM inbox is never dull. Hope y'all enjoyed my sharing and the setting of the record straight.

The race track ladies get personal on this...

The Race Track Ladies discuss Ingrid fixing Jeff's hair during the anthem, Tony Stewart's personal life, Junior Johnson's movie, a lil' racing and more.

Bud Shootout: The basic FAQs from this...

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Race car driver Tony Stewart and Tara Roquemore (Photo: Jenna)

The 22nd Annual Chili Bowl kicked off in Tulsa today. Tony Stewart's on-again, off-again girlfriend, Tara Roquemore, came out to show her support on the first day and looks to be in for the long haul of the five day long competition at Tulsa Expo Raceway.

Thanks to Answer this... reader Jenna for sharing her Chili Bowl photos of Tony and Tara as well as her additions to the NASCAR: The Gorgeous Men of this... album.