Answer this...

Round V: TGOM & Friends v. the MyFakers of this...

The impersonation of NASCAR drivers continues on MySpace.

The tallglassofmilk extends a huge thanks to the readers of Answer this... and to those of NASCAR fiction and romance author Pamela Britton for their contributions in the compilation of this fake profile list.

To the best of our knowledge, the following profiles are unauthorized:

www.myspace.com/biffle16 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/71850742 (Nicole) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/bowyer2007 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/therealkurtbusch CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kurt_busch2 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/xxxdickxxx (Kurt Busch) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/eva_bryan_busch CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kbusch5 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/140165325 (Kyle Busch) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/98390866 (Chad Chaffin) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/theofficialdalejrprofile CLOSED

www.myspace.com/dale_8jr CLOSED

www.myspace.com/daleearnhardtjr8 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/8earnhardtjr CLOSED

www.myspace.com/jrbudweiser8 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/dei83338 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/driving8jr (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/98104543 (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/99294901 (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/102685679 (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/102883391 (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/106266517 (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/138400941 (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/18351651 (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/58010447 (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/142303608 (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/speed0308 (Junior) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/teresa_houston_earnhardt CLOSED

www.myspace.com/carl_edwards CLOSED

www.myspace.com/carl_edwards_team_99 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/carledwards99 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/officialjeffgordon CLOSED

www.myspace.com/jeffery_michael_gordon CLOSED

www.myspace.com/ingrid_vandebosch CLOSED

www.myspace.com/ingrid_vandebosch_gordon CLOSED

www.myspace.com/robbygordonmotorsports CLOSED

www.myspace.com/55922283 (Robby Gordon) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/denny_hamlin CLOSED

www.myspace.com/jimmie_johnson CLOSED

www.myspace.com/chandra_janway_johnson CLOSED

www.myspace.com/132924352 (Chandra) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/108369401 (Chandra) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kaseykahnedodgedealers CLOSED

www.myspace.com/nascardriver9 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kaseykahne_foundation CLOSED

www.myspace.com/nascarkaseykahne CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kaseykahen CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kasey_kahne CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kaseykahne9 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kkahne CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kasey_9_kahne CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kaseykahne009 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kasey9kahne9 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/nascardriver9 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kaseynine CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kasey_kahne_9_ CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kk_dodge9 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kasey_khane9 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/135264744 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/12369044 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/12810105 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/74344962 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/90438059 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/91682291 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/92319690 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/93273855 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/95499307 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/97712822 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/100920566 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/109457976 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/113585937 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/114188502 (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/indyred (Kasey) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kale_kahne CLOSED

www.myspace.com/113573372 (Kale) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/mattkenseth17 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/carllongracing CLOSED

www.myspace.com/sterlingmarlin CLOSED

www.myspace.com/mmartin8606 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/paulmenard11 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/jamiemcmurray CLOSED

www.myspace.com/newmanlover CLOSED

www.myspace.com/dlpracer (Raines) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/homedepot182011 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/tonysmokestewart CLOSED

www.myspace.com/tonystewart_20 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/31402434 (Stewart) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/31947412 (Stewart) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/stewman20 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/officialtruexjrprofile CLOSED

www.myspace.com/martin_truex_jr081 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/mtj062080 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/vickers_brian CLOSED

www.myspace.com/brianv_25 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/mikeywaltrip CLOSED

www.myspace.com/therealdw CLOSED

www.myspace.com/yeley

www.myspace.com/76627684 (Yeley)

If you are the owner of an authorized profile erroneously included on this list, please let me know ASAP to avoid being reported to MySpace.

The following fake profiles have already been closed:

www.myspace.com/kurt2busch
www.myspace.com/dei06
www.myspace.com/99carledwards
www.myspace.com/fedex_racer
www.myspace.com/jjohnsonlowes
www.myspace.com/mcmurraystyle
www.myspace.com/mcmurrayfans
www.myspace.com/jmcmurray
www.myspace.com/jamiemcmurray26crownroyal
www.myspace.com/mopar_9
www.myspace.com/carl_roush
www.myspace.com/reedsorenson41
www.myspace.com/reed_sorenson41
www.myspace.com/tonyhomedepot
www.myspace.com/michaelwaltrip

in addition to those listed here, here, and here--all of which amount to approximately 180 cases of mistaken identity.

Stay tuned for the next post on this... a short list of legitimate MySpace driver profiles.

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She wants to design the perfect race car…

To the Limit
by Pamela Britton
HQN Books (March 1, 2007)

Engineer Kristen McKenna loves to make things go fast. So when NASCAR team owner Matthew Knight offers her a job, Kristen’s competitive spirit shifts into overdrive. But she has to struggle to keep her mind on her blueprints and off her dangerously appealing boss.

Kristen's always been more comfortable in a lab than on a date--but suddenly both Matthew and Todd Peters, the supersexy team driver, are vying for her attention!

Things heat up both on and off the track as Kristen finds herself torn between two men. And as sparks begin to fly around the garage, she discovers that there’s more to life than spoilers and engine specs. But can Kristen design a finish that gets both her team—and her heart—to Victory Lane?

More titles from Pamela Britton

The Biff engages this...

Greg and Nicole

Congratulations are due to NASCAR Nextel Cup driver Greg Biffle, whose longterm girlfriend, Nicole Michele Lunders, has accepted his proposal of marriage.  Plans are underway for an October wedding.

Nicole hails from Greg's home state of Washington and is the co-founder, along with her future husband, of The Greg Biffle Foundation. The pair has been dating for several years.

Emails requesting confirmation have been pouring in since fans read the news on Jayski.com yesterday.  The tallglassofmilk has confirmed the couple's holiday engagement, which many Answer this... readers consider to be long overdue.

TGOM v. MyFakers: 4th round and counting this...

Previous stats and background here.

Round IV

www.myspace.com/krissie_newman CLOSED

www.myspace.com/chandra_johnson_48 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/nicole_lunders CLOSED

www.myspace.com/delana_harvick CLOSED

www.myspace.com/kevin_harvick_29 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/ford_fusion_driver CLOSED

www.myspace.com/brianvickers_nascardriver CLOSED

www.myspace.com/jeffburton31 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/reed_sorenson_41 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/ryan_newman12 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/ford_roush_driver CLOSED

www.myspace.com/home_depot_driver CLOSED

TGOM now leads this ridiculous series 4-0 with a total of approximately 85 fake MySpace profiles shut down and a handful of people who need to look into playing roles in their own lives.

TGOM v. MyFakers: Round III of this...

The tallglassofmilk certainly had no desire to play this game, but due to a successful track record, my readers keep throwin' me in the ring so I'm obliged to participate.

TGOM leads the series 2-0

Round I - Elimination of fake Katie Wallace MySpace profile and several fake NASCAR driver and NW&GF profiles (30+)

Round II - Elimination of more fake NASCAR driver, NW&GF, family and friend profiles (20+)

Round III is on. MyFakers build a fake NASCAR driver community, TGOM attempts to destroy it, even though they were all built using solid materials from Answer this... all are unauthorized, by anyone.

Update 11.6.06 - Round III goes to TGOM!

Greg Biffle
www.myspace.com/greg_biffle_16 CLOSED

Nicole Lunders
www.myspace.com/nicole_lunders CLOSED

Jeff Burton
www.myspace.com/jeffburton31 CLOSED

Kurt Busch
www.myspace.com/kurt_busch_rp_2 CLOSED

Eva Busch
www.myspace.com/eva_busch CLOSED

Kyle Busch
www.myspace.com/5_kelloggs_busch CLOSED

Erica Dewey
www.myspace.com/erica_dewey CLOSED

Dale Earnhardt Jr.
www.myspace.com/lile_8jr CLOSED

Kevin Harvick
www.myspace.com/21kevinharvick29 CLOSED

Delana Harvick
www.myspace.com/delana_harvick CLOSED

Ernie Irvan
www.myspace.com/irvan_36 CLOSED

Jimmie Johnson
www.myspace.com/mr_jimmie_johnson_48 CLOSED

Chandra Johnson
www.myspace.com/mrs_jimmie_johnson CLOSED

Matt Kenseth
www.myspace.com/matt_kenseth17 CLOSED

Katie Kenseth
www.myspace.com/katie_kenseth CLOSED

Shana Mayfield
www.myspace.com/shana_mayfield CLOSED

Ryan Newman
www.myspace.com/therocketman12 CLOSED

Krissie Newman
www.myspace.com/krissie_newman CLOSED

Tony Stewart
www.myspace.com/tonyhomedepot20 CLOSED

Ingrid Vandebosch
www.myspace.com/ingrid_vandebosch CLOSED

Brian Vickers
www.myspace.com/brianvickers25 CLOSED

Buffy Waltrip
www.myspace.com/buffy_waltrip CLOSED

Stay tuned for results!

MyFakers expose their identity crises on this...

Imaginary friends and lovers have taken on a whole new meaning in MySpace.

The latest bunch of characters is so desperate to be among NASCAR drivers Brian Vickers and Jamie McMurray's friends they have created their own little psycho cyber circle of friends starring the drivers and their girlfriends, cousins and friends--even those deceased.

Meet the cast of Brian and Jamie's alternate universe:

Carrie Ellis, 21 y.o. from Maryland, admittedly bipolar

www.myspace.com/cellizoluvsbribriizo25 also at www.myspace.com/brianvickersluver25

Krissy aka Talladega Sweetie: www.myspace.com/dale8budgrl also at www.myspace.com/navy88chick and www.myspace.com/junebugsgrl8

Tara: www.myspace.com/dodgegurl91910

Meet the characters:

Fake Brian Vickers: www.myspace.com/104932571 (View friends) CLOSED

Fake Jamie McMurray: www.myspace.com/jamiemac26 (View friends) CLOSED

Fake J Mac girlfriend: www.myspace.com/jamiemacsgirl (View friends) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/vickersgirl25 (BV girlfriend) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/mattloveskrissy (dead friend of BV) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/angelvickers83 (cousin of BV) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/ncgurlie26 (cousin of J Mac) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/iloveangelalwaysforever (bf of fake BV cousin) CLOSED

www.myspace.com/luvinhappyharvick29 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/crownroyalchic26

www.myspace.com/ncgurlie69 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/jamieloves26 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/cwh32475 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/lauraj48fan CLOSED

www.myspace.com/jmhat CLOSED

www.myspace.com/83400111 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/joplinproud NEW

www.myspace.com/macadoodlelightning352 NEW

To continue the circle of life one must have children:

www.myspace.com/itsbristolbaby (One can reasonably guess who's kids those are supposed to be, especially if they've been privy to some interesting emails and IM convos about a fake pregnancy. But, I can't even post it or it'll be reprinted as truth somewhere and I'll be bombarded with questions.)

Animal companions too:

www.myspace.com/ceasarellis CLOSED

www.myspace.com/garnierellis CLOSED

And for the unsuspecting fan:

www.myspace.com/brianvickersfan25 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/jeremymayfieldfan19 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/obsessedwithnascar (ya think?)

And for some extra attention:

www.myspace.com/105162518 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/inmemoryofrickyh17 CLOSED

This list is not even close to complete! It goes on. and on. and on. and on.

My only question is this...

How pathetic must these girls' actual lives be that they have to pretend to have pretend friends?

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ON THE RECORD

Brian Vickers does not participate in, nor support online social networking site(s)* unless specifically endorsed by BVLLC. He encourages online users of all ages to be properly educated on the effective management of cybercrime, privacy, cyber-abuse and related risks and only associate themselves with programs which properly address such concerns. Specifically, Brian Vickers does not have a "myspace" account." [www.brianvickers.com]

Attention All Martin Truex Jr. Fans:

In the recent weeks many of you have been asking about whether or not Martin and Sherry have a MySpace website. Martin and Sherry DO NOT have a MySpace website. Any websites out there claiming to be Martin or Sherry are posers. We are doing as much as we can to get these posers to remove these websites. If you see anything suspicious, don't hesitate to let us know.

Thank you,
Jill, Forum Administrator at www.martintruexjr.com

Also, Reed Sorenson does not have an official MySpace.  Nor does Casey Mears.

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A few drivers do have official public MySpace profiles:

www.myspace.com/kevinharvick

www.myspace.com/davidstremme

www.myspace.com/rustywallaceinc

www.myspace.com/ultimatewheelman (Steve Wallace)

Yes, there are other drivers with MySpace profiles, but I do not give out real MySpace profile addresses unless they are official and have already been made public to fans, so please don't ask.

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More fakes that may or may not be related to the above sites:

www.myspace.com/martintruexjr1 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/93783864 CLOSED

www.myspace.com/reed__sorenson41 (note the aforementioned Krissy, who claims to be dating Reed, has one of her profiles in the top friends of this fake site)

www.myspace.com/101610180 (Dale Jr.)

www.myspace.com/jeremymayfield

www.myspace.com/71595985 (Edwards)

www.myspace.com/mattkenseth17

www.myspace.com/kaseykahnedodgedealers

www.myspace.com/89226032 (Kahne)

www.myspace.com/79762986 (Jeff Gordon)

Keep checking back as this list grows.

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Previous pretenders shut down:

www.myspace.com/martintruexjr

www.myspace.com/9kaseykennethkahne

www.myspace.com/kasey_kahne_team_9

www.myspace.com/kingbrian25

www.myspace.com/ingridvandebosch

www.myspace.com/mattkenseth

www.myspace.com/mrsmattkenseth17

www.myspace.com/loganjeff24

www.myspace.com/spensercarl99

www.myspace.com/paulmenard15

www.myspace.com/markmartinaaa

www.myspace.com/biffman16

www.myspace.com/dalejarrettryr

www.myspace.com/roushracing101

www.myspace.com/rocketmanalltel12

www.myspace.com/therocketman12

www.myspace.com/mrsnumber12

www.myspace.com/94309831 (Harvick)

www.myspace.com/daleearnhartjr

www.myspace.com/dale_earnhardt_jr

www.myspace.com/23480185 (Junior)

www.myspace.com/37015171 (Junior)

www.myspace.com/napa_chevy

www.myspace.com/kenschrader21woodsford

www.myspace.com/kennywallace22

www.myspace.com/kylepetty45dodge

www.myspace.com/terrylabonte

www.myspace.com/bobbylabonte

www.myspace.com/darrellwaltrip

www.myspace.com/mearsgang

www.myspace.com/104157160 (Liz Brown)

www.myspace.com/jdchick07 (Athena)

www.myspace.com/bettylollipop (Katie Wallace)

A huge thank you to my readers and MySpace friends, drivers' reps and MySpace officials for your efforts in cleaning up the psycho NASCAR fans' mess.

To report identity theft to MySpace, follow these instructions.

REMINDER

Identity theft is a federal crime. If you believe you are a victim, you may file a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission (check the internet/email box).

The FTC serves as the federal clearinghouse for complaints by victims of identity theft. While the FTC does not resolve individual consumer problems, it helps them to investigate fraud, and can lead to law enforcement action. The FTC enters Internet, telemarketing, identity theft and other fraud-related complaints into Consumer Sentinel®, a secure, online database available to hundreds of civil and criminal law enforcement agencies worldwide.