"Things Never Before Said By a NASCAR Driver" (Letterman Top 10)
10. KASEY KAHNE:
"Anyone know how to drive a stick?"
9. JEFF GORDON:
"Does this gas taste funny to you?"
8. JEFF BURTON:
"I don't care much for country music or beer."
7. MARK MARTIN:
"Switch the 'R' and the 'C' in 'racing' and you get 'caring.'"
6. DALE EARNHARDT JR.:
"Wow, Letterman looks so young in person."
5. DENNY HAMLIN:
"You're looking at a guy who can drive 500 miles without taking a leak."
4. KYLE BUSCH:
"A truly great driver doesn't mind asking for directions, am I right, ladies?"
3. KEVIN HARVICK:
"It would be nice if the guys in the pits occasionally surprised me with a piece of carrot cake or something."
2. JIMMIE JOHNSON:
"The Nextel Cup is great, but what I'm really excited for is the 'Late Show' Ventriloquist Week."
1. MATT KENSETH:
"If you think I'm fast in my car, you should see me in the bedroom."
