Q. Is Katie Holmes pregnant?
A. Reportedly so.
Q. When did Katie Holmes become pregnant?
A. Unknown. But if the photos are any indication, shortly after she met Tom Cruise.
Q. Is the pregnancy part of the marriage contract?
A. Reportedly so.
Q. Will it be a natural childbirth?
A. Reportedly so.
Q. Will Katie be allowed an epidural?
A. Is that a trick question? No drugs. No screaming.
Q. Was Tom and Katie's baby conceived naturally?
Q. Was Katie Holmes artificially inseminated?
Q. Is Tom Cruise the father?
Q. Isn't Katie Holmes a virgin?
Q. Is Katie Holmes still a virgin?
Q. Isn't Tom Cruise impotent?
Q. Isn't Tom Cruise sterile?
Q. Isn't Tom Cruise gay?
Q. Didn't Mimi say Tom dislikes sex?
Q. What was Nicole's reaction to TomKat's news?
Q. Are Katie Holmes' parents upset over news of pregnancy?
These are all million dollar questions. I don't have answers. Only speculation.
The only thing Answer this... guarantees is no answer to this...
The truth about the baby, tom and katie
But I do have the answer to this...
Q. Is Tom Cruise nuts?
A. Let me count the ways.
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