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2009 Shaping Up to be Big Year for Matt and Katie Kenseth

How apropos that the biggest NASCAR WAG headline of season-opening weekend belongs to the wife of Daytona 500 winner Matt Kenseth.

Katie Kenseth is expecting the couple's first child together!

... she's about five months along. These two have been married for eight years and fans have been waiting for forEVer for this great news. Congrats to Matt and Katie.

UPDATE: Kaylin Nicola Kenseth arrived on July 6!

C'mon, Ryan and Krissie Newman. You could be next! A word of warning to the fans hoping for this ... Krissie once said she didn't want to start a family until Ryan was within five years of retirement. Be careful what you wish for.

Did you miss opening ceremonies and all the wives and girlfriends on pit road like I did? Here's a partial replay. No surprises here: Kevin and Delana Harvick, Jeremy and Shana Mayfield, Jamie McMurray and Christy Futrell, Tony and (vacant), AJ and Lynne Allmendinger, Elliott and Amanda Sadler (1st time on pit road as married couple), Jeff and Kim Burton, Brian Vickers and (vacated by Amy in the off-season), Clint Bowyer and (vacant), Sam and Crystal Hornish, Juan and Connie Montoya, David Stremme and Elizabeth Peschock, Joey Logano and (vacant) and Jimmie and Chani Johnson.

This wasn't my favorite performance by Gavin DeGraw and I saw some harsh critiques on Twitter today. Do not let this discourage you from checking him out or seeing him in concert. He is just fantastic: 2nd time's a charm and charmed I was by this...

Leave your burning questions in the comments. Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Kasey Kahne are obvious, both are rumored to be dating. My question is this... When aren't they? One publicly, one privately -- never is without a female companion for any extended period of time. Yet neither ever seems to make a go of it for longer than a period of a few months either. How serious can it be? Discuss.

A caption is worth a thousand answers to this...

2008 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Champion winner Jimmie Johnson (2R), driver of the #48 Lowe's Chevrolet, poses with his wife Chandra (R), crew chief Chad Knaus (2L) and his girlfriend Lisa Rockelmann (L) on top of Times Square Marquee at the Hard Rock Cafe on December 4, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Rusty Jarrett/Getty Images for NASCAR)

Well, that should just about clear up your recent questions about the status of Chad Knaus's engagement to Bruna Oliveira. The new girlfriend has put a damper on previous nuptial plans.

Once a cheater, always a cheater, eh, Cheatin' Chad?

Guitar heroes dream on inside the drivers of this...

Nascar driver Casey Mears and girlfriend Trisha Grablander play Guitar Hero: Aerosmith at the Target Chip Ganassi Racing hospitality tent on June 28, 2008 at New Hampshire Motor Speedway  in Loudon, New Hampshire.  (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images for NASCAR)

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Well, Hello, Mr. Sadler

Photo by Jerry Markland/Getty Images for NASCAR

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Here's something for the guys, too.

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Chandra Johnson, wife of NASCAR Nextel Cup Champion Jimmie Johnson, in victory lane following his Dickies 500 win at Texas Motor Speedway, Nov. 4, 2007
(Photo: Rusty Jarrett)

Jimmie's never been asked this...

Jimmie and Chandra Johnson on Tyra, Friday, Sept. 28 (Photo: Warner Bros. / Michael Loccisano)

Reigning NASCAR Nextel Cup Champion Jimmie Johnson visits The Tyra Banks Show on Friday to give her viewers the lowdown on what really happens in the pit box, how he controls his bladder during races and what he thinks makes women go crazy over racecar drivers.

When Tyra asks her signature "Never Been Asked" question, Jimmie reveals the strangest body part a fan has wanted him to sign. Tyra welcomes Jimmie's fashionable wife, Chandra, on the program, too, to help give Jimmie a head-to-toe makeover in true NASCAR speed style.

I'm told Jimmie will also answer the "If you weren't married..." question. If not for his lovely bride, he'd be interested in Jessica--as in Biel or Alba, not Simpson, the ex of his good buddy, Nick Lachey.

Tune in Friday, Sept. 28. Check local listings for times.

Unveiling the victorious lanes of this...

Jimmie and Chandra Johnson unveiled Jimmie Johnson's Victory Lanes at the Victory Junction Gang Camp today, the first major initiative for the Jimmie Johnson Foundation. Just a year after announcing the formation of the foundation, the Johnson's joined Pattie and Kyle Petty, Lynda and Richard Petty, and the campers of Victory Junction to bowl the inaugural frames at the 5,100 square foot bowling alley.

The colorfully decorated bowling alley is complete with four lanes, a shoe counter, an arcade area, and a one-of-a-kind light show that enables campers to go "retro" bowling at night.  The QubicaAMF lanes have space themed-masking and a cutting-edge string pin setting design.  The building is complete with a replica of Johnson's No. 48 Lowe's Chevrolet on the roof.

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Jimmie: "It was exciting to finally see the building.  It looks incredible. This project is what the foundation is all about.  Through the bowling alley, we will be able to help some very special children have a little fun."

During the Grand Opening, Jimmie, Chandra, Kyle, and Pattie were paired with a Victory Junction camper that created an impromptu "bowl off" between the Johnsons and the Pettys.