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Identity of Blanket's mom revealed in this...?

Zorro Michael Jackson is on the loose in Beverly Hills! Lock your kids up!

While there's never been any doubt that Blanket has a mom, her identity has never been made public. Until now! Billie Jean Jackson claims to be the mother Michael Jackson's son named after bed linens. She is asking for joint legal and physical custody, involvement in his eduction and lots of child support.

Court Documents: Billie Jean Jackson v. Michael Jackson

Um, why now?

Bouncer busted at cocaine river owned by this...

Bouncer at Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Charlotte Night Club Stung!

Local news reports claim that Anthony Ortega Rodriguez, 28, was arrested on Tuesday after police went undercover following complaints about drugs being sold at Cocaine Whisky River. According to authorities, Rodriguez was carrying 12 bags with 15 grams of cocaine at the time of his arrest.

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2008 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Champion winner Jimmie Johnson (2R), driver of the #48 Lowe's Chevrolet, poses with his wife Chandra (R), crew chief Chad Knaus (2L) and his girlfriend Lisa Rockelmann (L) on top of Times Square Marquee at the Hard Rock Cafe on December 4, 2008 in New York City. (Photo by Rusty Jarrett/Getty Images for NASCAR)

Well, that should just about clear up your recent questions about the status of Chad Knaus's engagement to Bruna Oliveira. The new girlfriend has put a damper on previous nuptial plans.

Once a cheater, always a cheater, eh, Cheatin' Chad?

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